Here are links to some of my humor articles around the web. Click on each title below. (Articles will open in new window)

Things To Do For Lonely People On Valentine's Day

Wildest Secession Movements in The United States

The Best Cults

The All In Your Head Movies

Things Could Always Be Worse

The Replacement Musicians

The Almost Famous Relatives of Famous People

(Myspace Comedy)
Top Ten Greatest Hot Dog Condiments of All Time

10 Big Foods You Must Try Before You Die or Die Trying

(RAYWJ.COM)
The Top Annoying Ringtones

The 5 Worst Earth Day Products!

Mothers Day Gifts for Extra Special Moms (co-written)

5 Patriotic Ways To Die

Up and Coming Social Media Websites

Things To Do When The Internet Goes Out

Plots of Old TV Shows Based On Their Titles

5 More Annoying Ringtones

The Greatest Movies Yet To Be Made

Another 5 Annoying Ringtones

Summer Weight Loss Tips: Body Parts That You Don't Need

The Best Euphemisms

5 Awkward Movies To Watch With Your Parents

5 More Great Movies Yet To Be Released

The Best Things About Being a Hobo

Awkward Things We Will Have To Explain To The Aliens

More Great Things About Being a Hobo

5 Petty Things To Get Rage Filled Jealous About

TV Shows That Are Way Better When DVR'D

Ways TV's Hoarders Makes You Feel Good About Yourself

Girls & Corpses
How To Start A Religious Cult (Full version in print magazine)

Halloween is Dead

Spirizon 5000

The Best Valentine's Day Gifts for Women... That Are Really for Guys

Spam Writers Institute

How To Behave on An Airplane

Discovering Your Friend is Republican

A Boy’s First Crush: A Dating Guide for Young Men in Love

A Gentleman's Guide to Laughing at Tragedies

Thursday The 12th Evil Takes a Day Off – (The Web Comic)

Don’t Poke The Dough Boy

Top Ten Fun Things To do When You're Bored

Soft Balls: A Family Film

A Review of Dr. Butcher MD